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The Emperor’s Brand New Clothes

Bruno Latour, Column for Domus January 2005

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-So, you must be a bit worried having helped Mr Bush win the election?
-What? Why? How could I have helped him? I am a philosopher. I am on the other side of the Atlantic; on the other side of the political spectrum.
-I’m not so sure. After all you are a constructivist, aren't you? At least you provided those folks some of the tools to escape all the limits of decency.
-Constructivism is a virtue, it's what allows one to fight fundamentalism, fanaticism. How could Bush be a constructivist?
-Well, this is what is written here, which by now has become a famous phrase: “The aide [to President Bush] said that guys like me were ‘in what we call the reality-based community’ which he defined as people who ‘believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.’ The aid [said]: ‘That's not the way the world really works anymore, we're an empire now, and when we act we create our own reality.’”[1]
-Amazing! Those guys have been reinventing Andersen's story of the Emperor’s New Clothes, except... [2]
-Except they are ridiculing the little kid who screams, “But he has nothing on at all!” Now they scream back: “Quite right kid!” Is this not something?
- How dare you!
- But is this not exactly what you have been saying: “Reality is made up. It's the result of a performative speech act.” “Reality is gone, it's passé”, it's good for us poor guys stuck in the “reality-based community”.
-I am dumbfounded. You twist everything. We have never said that. It's not our way.
-Ah hah! Mr Viktor Frankenstein, you don't recognize your progeny and yet there is your trademark everywhere: “Made in the United Campus of Postmodernism.” Social constructivism it is indeed! Perhaps it has migrated from the Left to the Right, but it belongs to you. I am afraid you have given weapons to your enemies.
- How can you dare make this connection between the critique of naturalism and the imperial discourse of the nitwits?
-No nitwits are they. You don’t want to underestimate them. It’s a clever trick turned upside down. You are the ones who have said that reality paid no role in the making of our representations of it. Once contact with reality is severed, there is no turning back. Self-reference is sufficient, provided you are strong enough. People bothered by reality have understood you very well. Read Ian Hacking:[3] you social scientists have been criticizing reality so much that everything ended up being socially constructed. Well now you have it.
-But this is libellous. We never said that. Power is not enough.
-Really? We always said social constructivism was dangerous, reactionary even. We were shouted back with the adjective “modernist” as if it was a term of abuse.
-But no, you are mixing everything. You are confusing it with social constructivism. You are...
-And now you are left whining about the victory of Forrest Gump Imperator.
-Oh shut up. What are you gloating about? I did nothing. We are in the same camp. How would sticking to modernism have helped?
-Facts, my dear, facts, that's the only sure anchor of the “reality-based community”. If you begin to throw doubt on the solidity of facts, if you begin to say they are “constructed”, or worse “socially constructed”, then it opens up to all kinds of abuses. You deprive the underdogs of any lever against imperial clout: “It's like that because I say it is.” Haven’t you bothered us enough with your knowledge/power? Well now you have it: power makes knowledge. Indeed. Those guys deny all the facts: weapons of mass destruction, global warming, cancer caused by cigarettes.[4] They can get away with everything. Empire makes reality. Decency is gone. You strangled the little kid who could have screamed: “The Emperor is naked!”
-I what? I am a criminal? So you want to go back to hard indisputable facts? To forget about all the complicated conditions that made them possible: culture, money, people, instruments, controversies.
-Don't bring controversies into it, that's just what the White House’s fanatics always overemphasize; that's just their great argument to do nothing on global warming, to deny the existence of evolution. “Experts don’t agree, so it's not certain.” But we have enough facts to be certain. Closure. Enough bickering and dithering.
-But see, this is why you modernists are so incoherent, you speak just like Mr Powell, the arch-liar: “Those are facts my friends, not mere assertions.” Well in the end there were not even assertions, but rather lies.
-How dare you use the word “lie”? For postmodernists there is no truth anyway, no fact, just assertions.
-Gosh, this election really riled you up, didn't it? Don't you see that I also pertain to the “reality-based community”? I am as much against mere conviction as you are, if not more so.
-Conviction? But this is just what postmodernism has made impossible to hold.
-Quite right and good riddance I say. Have you noticed how during the last American election people came to use “I am convinced” as if it was an intransitive verb? They never say by what sort of evidence they were convinced. Just that they were intimately convinced.
-But you are the ones who deny the use of evidence! This is why I am so enraged at postmodernism now that it lords over the White House as much as over campuses.
-But evidences are always disputed, slow and hard and expensive to come by, they need instruments, mediations. They are tentative, multiple…
-“Mediations”, “multiplicity”, “interpretations”! This is exactly what has killed common sense, and what makes it impossible to stick to undisputable facts.
-Facts are disputable. Evidences are incomplete. This is what the “reality-based community” has to live with.
-You have to have a way to mark the end.
-Yes, but you will never restore the privileges of modernism. You will have to go through disputable evidences all the way to the bitter end. No little child will ever see through the maze of self-referential loops.
-You killed the little child.
-You are a little child.

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[1] Bob Herbert, “For Bush, real life just gets in the way” International Herald Tribune 23-10-04


[2] Hans Christian Andersen's The Emperor's New Clothes, first published in 1837


[3] Ian Hacking, The Social Construction of What? Harvard University Press, Cambridge, Mass, 1999


[4] “Scientific Integrity in Policymaking: An Investigation into the Bush Administration's Misuse of Science”, report by the Union of Concerned Scientists, February 2004.